hydrochloric urine

i noticed that i've been spending much time, and i mean big time, inside every floor's comfort room. i barely have any idea why im doing it. besides, time is a luxury i cant afford. well, that was before. i think that's the reason why i can stare at my face without actually puking and smile for at least a split second. then one time, while staring blankly at the running water and causing the school's utility bill to inflate for a hundredth time, a classmate in philo entered the rest room. we said hi hellos and she went into one of the cubicles to take a leak i guess. after she was done, we bade farewells and see you speeches. while doing final retouches, i smelled something fishy and ulgky and for no obvious logical reason (yeah right) i peeked into the toilet bowl. good lord! the girl's a walking chemical reagent! i'm wondering if she was the one responsible for the disappearing chemicals. the culprit! that's why the lab staff has been charging us more! i think she took more than the required acid to make her pee yellowish green. well, that's what you get for being around with chemicals too much. you either beat 'em or join 'em. looks like her pee joined the waves of the sea, er toilet flush. i bet it would turn pink if she drank wine with 10% phenol red and 95% ethyl alcohol.