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buti pa sya. nakaalala. ewan. wag nang magbitter-bitteran. di kanamn tae.

bisperas ng stick-o

ang dalawang b.i. nasa bundok. namimiling pili nuts. experience is the best teacher. pero ang experiment is yet from the latinus word experi, meaning self contained undernourish breathing aromatherapy, kaya wag kukurap! 1+2+1=5, solve for x using pythagorean cream cheese.

fry

he's in washington. rest are here. they love him. he who created the simps and rama. i miss watching those silly intelligent tooney throwing creative spiels at each other. but why them? few are in the line. and i know the pattern. kevin, denny, ricky, jeffrey. shoot. all but last at one point had become my object. of affliction.

these four walls: the misadventures of a contemporary peter pan

"Birth is pure white,Life shall fall to shades of grayOnly death is black..."uh.. could anybody help me on this? hehe..simple , your average boring guy, i'm no player, introspective, a dreamer of epic proportions... I could be comfortable with almost any type of crowd. I could get into a real queer mood at times. but heck, I'm no retard.people say I'm a man of few words. The truth is, a lot of people just talk too much without really saying anything.
Who I Want to Meet:The Buffalo TheoryA herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. So when predators strike, naturally the slowest ones at the back are the ones killed first. If look closely at this process, we see that in the long run, this gradual elimination actually benefits the buffaloes by improving the collective speed of the herd.Quite similarly, the human brain which is composed of millions of neurons can only function as sharply as the slowest cells allow it to. Now, we all know that consumption of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it is the slowest, weakest, and most burdensome ones that are eliminated first thus improving the collective capacity of the brain and turning it into a faster, sharper, and more efficient machine.And that, is the reason why people feel a lot smarter after a few beers... :D

bloop

star, chen, tin? kala ko ba? labo? ng linya eh. pasensya na. nasa tubig kasi ako. nalunod yung pinsan ni caloy. kasama nung pakete ng yosi. hindi naman pala talaga nakakaheart attack ang heart attack kundi nakakadurog lang ng kamay. kuya alex? matanda ka pala? wala kasi sa height mo! kala ko lang dise sais años kang naglalasing hanggang mag-umaga na ikaw rin naman ang gunner at tumutoma. putik! crush pa naman kita. o robert! last na yan ha? tapusin na natin to! napag-iiwanan na tayo ng panahon. magtatapos na sila, binababa na yung kurtina sa entablado, nauupos na ang kandila. apoool? nasaan ka dahil ba wala na sya? saan na kayo? mamam botero... mamam botero... mamam botero raw ako! sinong may sabi makakating labi... di di naman totoo! totoo 'to?.

chicken barbeque and lemonsito cider juice

i dont know why they like it. guess they don't have those back home. so they're doing their final dry run before time runs out. whatever. i don't have anything much to say say except that i would miss talking to them when it feels like i'm the one being lectured. with life and everything. i would miss feeding 'em fish with crumbs of bread while i talk crooked for minutes or remain stupidly still when i'm outa words. so where are my tutors now? dammit. the rabbit got away.

bweset na station

ano ba? di ko nakikita text ko. stupido santi.

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Php15/buko

scientific name: personal development
common name: rest and recreation
local name: laag-laag ug lingaw-lingaw

The following are taken from the Book'o Niyog. Any similarities to existing persons (living or dead), places, icons, or institutions are purely coincidental, or were used in the pursuit of creative excellence. so help us God.
MIA (Missing in Amoeba Mix) :

Mitoy - last seen crying at Sequoia Inn, Monteverde Ave., Davao City due to certain unsolicited reports of misunderstandings with a Yankee who came all the way from the other side of the world to meet Bayugan's princess together with his katokayo, i quote "autistic" friend but needless to say hot and gorgeous, according to my latest update in friendster, er myspace. whatever. texted me earlier she's gone fishing in siargao. when you're in siargao, you do not swim nor fish, you go surf with the tides! next stop is bohol. now spell summer? argh. B-U-M-M-E-R! p.s. pasalubong

Lani - last heard her grandpa's dead. let's pray for the repose soul of the old man. well, haven't seen this girl lately but perhaps i could say she was very instrumental to some of my conservative principles. and i thank her for that. Very soft yet firm. yeah. parting is such an oxymoron... you fool! who are reading this.

Alvin - huh? last known he was supposed to be on this trip. what ever happened? i thought it would be the only chance we could be together again for the longest time. yeah right. as if he wasn't seated next to me, just at my back, for almost a year minus the times he didn't attend class that's about twice or more on a regular basis of thinking torture. trouble? said when we saw each other face to face he couldn't believe he's now a regular student this opening school year, this upcoming semester. told me he would be graduating in time. chuckled at the thought he won't be overstaying and would soon be out together with his league. couldn't be much more than happier for him. i wish everything's settled. even beyond this.

Bong - he always has his reasons. i bet they're all good. what i've noticed is that he never gets in the way, our way. he always gives us our space. for work and even for play, especially play. yeah. that's about it. but i guess this won't be the end. not until i leave the pillars of ateneo. haha... not until i do.

DO I REALLY HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING FOR THESE GUYS? THE CLIPS ARE MORE THAN ENOUGH COS LIKE WHAT THEY SAY, A PICTURE IS WORTH MORE THAN A THOUSAND WORDS. SO WADYA SAY? CAN'T MAKE UP YOUR MIND COS THERE ARE PLENTY OF WORDS? WELL, YOU CAN START WITH THE LETTER A IN THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY, HOW ABOUT IT?
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the rocking swivel chair foul odor play

bakit isang araw bigla mo na lang malalaman wala na palang kwenta swivel chair n'yo? binili mo nga para umikot diba? para magmukhang office bahay n'yo? o at least man lang feel mong nasa opisina ka. bakit parang naging upuang para kina lolo't lola na lang sya? di mo nga tinanggal yung plastik para tumagal. aba! nasaan ang warranty neto? masumbong nga sila sa dti. pag nagkaton kelangan kong huminging tulong kay ernie baron. ha? ano kamo patay na sya? sumalangit nawa. ampanget nung feeling. hindi ka mapalagay. oo. pakiramdam mo titilapon ka na lang tas kung sinu-sinong demonyo na naman ang mababanggit mo. kaya dapat talaga maligo tayo on a regular basis hindi on a thinking basis, okay? tas, old school na yang pamasdo ka. wag na! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

komix

for the first time [ata, kasi hindi kami close] e bumili yung kapatid ko ng libro. hindi sa kung saan-saang bargain outlets kundi sa bookstore talaga. oo. pramis. nakabalot pa nga sa supot nung mismong book tas kasama pa yung plastik ng store. sobra. sobra syang engot. actually, nakakabili naman sya kasi meron naman ata yung pera not unless kung sa anu-ano nya lang winawaldas pera nya. nakikigamit nga ng floss ko! kapal. sabi pa sa pera naman daw ng nanay galing yung pinambili nam floss e bat pa daw ako magdadamot? sabi ko neknek mo andaming libag! pinaghirapan ko yun. mahirap na atang magwalis sa mga lansangan ngayon. delikado pa. baka madala ka sa harurot ng mga alangyang sasakyan. basta. masaya yung komix.weird nga lang para sa akin. kasi hindi naman talaga ako incline nang magbasa ng mga ganung klaseng style ng story/joke/satire/irony/symphony. kahit dati nung haiskul pako yung klasmeyt ko kinakain na ang pugad baboy ako e nabored na agad sa format. siguro dahil hindi pako politically mature nung mga panahong ding yun. hindi sa sinasabi kong sa ngayon ay oo. pero ewan. weird nga e. yung kaklase kong un hindi pa psychologically and physically mature. dapat e grade 5 pa lang sya o grade 6 kaso naaccelerate. tas, yung boses. hindi ko pwedeng makaligtaan yung boses. parang dwende. kung magbabalik tanaw ako ngayon at makikita ko sya sa campus, iba na ang tingin ko sa kanya. ibang-iba. hindi na sya yung batang baboy este pugad baboy, isa na syang tsitsaron. hot and crispy. hula ko nagkakandarapa yung mga babae sa kanya. yun e sa hula ko lang naman.
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hope for the trick or treats

dati naaalala ko yung motto ng nanay ko. hindi ko alam kung yun ang paborito nya pero yun ang pumapasok sa utak ko. better late than never daw. e pano yun? kahit pa kinalawang na ba, okay pa rin? yung isa, 17 days na ang nagdaan. yung dalawa, naku! magsasampung buwan! pinlano ko na ibigay na lang sa kaarawan nya sabay nung pasko kasi magkalapit lang naman at sa parehong buwan pa pero pati din yun e di ko nahagilap. alam ko mga bahay nila kaso andami ko kasing kaso e. namaaan...
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ambisyon

andami e. andyan ang makapamasyal sa buong pilipinas tas buong europa tas buong mundo. tas, maka... wag na! alam mo na.
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mcCourtesan

my brother had finished reading 'Tis. well, i could say he pretty much enjoyed it. well, he hasn't read the prequel. wait till he reads it! the book, i could just deduce, gave him the idea to research about j.d.s. you know? whom you said was my kinda style. but i never found the time to read. he urged me to buy catcher in the... i was like whaaaeet? you go buy it yourself. then, i just learned he bought that komix cos he was bragging bout it.
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get hooked

watch for the special screening of banaag diwa 2006. available at your local music bars nationwide. to get special quantity discounts, invite your friends and purchase the all time classic short story by kyro the sluthy whorse. and when you call within the next five seconds, we would slash the amount right on your screens and we would automatically add in the bag the when it rains it flops toy collectible from the official horror soundtrack of eleven pastang ilada!

net express station #C-A09

with gemma

bweset/ di ko na naman nakikita text ko...

excited nako

oo. gumagawa kasi akong album e. gusto ko sana scrapbook kaso wala akom panahon. di bale. bibili na lang akong slideshow.

pista

nakabalik na naman ako sa wakas sa isla. tulad ng dati, buko juice ang welcome drinks sa amin. ang sarap nga eh. instant drug sa mga overabused naming mga kidney. bakit me feeling ako na boring ang entry ko for today? bakit sa tuwing andito ako sa harap ng screen, wala akong maisulat na matino. baka dala na lang siguro ng panahon o di kaya yung nakain ko kanina. bumili nga pala akom book o. para sa kanya. kasi naman wala akong naibigay sa kanya. wala akong nakita eh. sigurado akong magugustuhan nya yun. sana.

dawat-dawat pud

dawata na lang gud koi na mas hawd ko nimo. yawyaw. uli.

was that you i saw?

tanya: kaw ba yun?

naman... pag naglagay ka ng pic eh dapat namaaaan sa inyo [poo... at wala pa rin akong akita.

hebi cont...

ah... so? gumagana namam pala eh. kaso wala akong makitang text talaga eh.
pano to? ano ako decoder?

ang point ko eh ganito... wala. kasi nga wala akoong makitang text. bweset nman o.

hebi

anong nangyari? bakit ganito? bakit wala akong makitang text. anong kulay neto? bah.


bweset. shet ang init abot singet

planets

mercury, venus, earth, mars, jupiter, saturn, uranus, perfume, pluto. that's all planets!

next week, solar system na naman tas constellation.

i am not sam

naunahan ra ko nimo koi. ako jud nauna jima! wala man gud koy usb bah...

SLN, OS, TAE, BILASA (sinong kulang?)