smooth criminal part 2

o ilaw... sa GABing madilim
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January 31, 2006 at 07:03 PM in lintik na pag-ibig Permalink Comments (3)
ang porma ng flat na platform
BE A WITNESS TO THE MUSICAL ALIGNMENT OF THE STARS IN THE SKY WHEN THE GODS AND GODDESSES CONSPIRE! live at the opium centre in chinatown bangladesh. feb 10, 2006 @ 7pm. tickets sold separately.don't get excited anyone. this ain't about you. or me. not even us.
January 31, 2006 at 12:04 AM in crooked opinions Permalink Comments (2)
boneless longgarizo
wah! wah... i can't even talk about it. it hurts me. it breaks my heart into two, i mean four? i don't know if i remember correctly, the heart's divided into lefts and rights, right? the left and right atrium. and both sides of the ventricle. anyhow, can't you see? am in rage? why is it like this? i thought everything's okay. but why? why do i have to suffer? the agony? the pain? i can take it no more. give me the antidote mama! give me the boneless longgarizo! grant me this wish... hand me the heirdoom - er heirloom! am dying... of this misery, alas!
January 28, 2006 at 12:51 AM in komitet en sanctions et complaints Permalink Comments (2)
josephine who?
call me by my first name, and im you're friend.call me by my last name, and my whole family would turn.call me by another name, and you're dead. you would want to be playing dead.cos am playing dumb. and if i get on the blackboard with the chalk on my hand, don't expect me to know the answers cos i just hate being stared upon especially that am allergic to chalk! ha-chooo... yuck fou.and don't you say that i should know how to solve it cos i have the answer! yeah right. just that it's THE WRONG ANSWER.
January 26, 2006 at 02:56 AM in mis palabras de mi experiencia Permalink Comments (1)
low law
ITEMS HERE ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE AND AVAILABLITY OF RESERVED STILTS!
got to be at a college's territory last saturday. and to my young[?] mind's surprise, i saw somethin [or should it be somethins?] - cigarette butts scattered all over the floor. well, i would be more surprised if i found the litter in the bin. cos you know, the usual and ordinary things are delivered in downgrade irony. and the school's got this board saying 'A NON-SMOKE CAMPUS'. hahaha... let me repeat my laugh ala dracula and santa claus, hahaha... a non-smoke campus which they changed to THANK YOU FOR NOT SMOKING IN THE CAMPUS after some student-activists' protests. hahaha...
and where do i go to? school, you ask? no. where do i pee and/or poop in school? that's for you to uncover.
and i saw moments ago, night students preparing their selves for their adaptation of undergrad intrams, doing everything they don't do. or have never done... i think they got a disease? Alzeihmer's maybe? i don't even know how to spell it. crash me! crush me? or better yet, have a crush on me, wouldya please?
January 24, 2006 at 05:17 AM in crooked opinions Permalink Comments (0)
anak ng prut salad de broas
kasi bertdey ni star kahapon. so bale, you know the all out balikatan exercise ginawa namin sa bahay nila. walang problema. payapa lahat. ang MILF nagkukuta sa Camp Abubakar. yung mga militar nagkukutuhan sa tabi-tabi. ibig sabihin ceasefire. kaso nung bandang gitnang kalagitnaan ng digmaan, hindi ko na kaya, nakaya, kinaya. bakit kamo? kasi nga anak ako sa labas ng prut salad de broas. sabi ng nanay ko, better watch your diet hija kasi baka lumobo ka gagawin kang parachute sa pluto. kaso lang eh nakalimutan ko ang magsindi ng kandila gamit ang dila at posporo para sa alaala ng pusang nilibing nang buhay. kaya yun. di maipinta ang mukha ko. ako si picasso. obra ko ang starry starry night paint your yellow blue and sky. oo. ganun. kanya pag sinabing bawal, matuto. kasi makakatikim kang palo kay itay dahil inubos mo ang pulbos sayong mukha.
ANG MAKAKAINTINDI NG KWENTO KO, BIBIGYAN KONG SAMPAL! sampalok ko iaalok ko. kalat ko. ipunin mo. mismo.
January 24, 2006 at 03:45 AM in komitet en sanctions et complaints Permalink Comments (0)
gagradweyt nako
gaga ako. alam ko yan. pero ang di nyo alam eh gagradweyt na rin ako sa wakas. pero may mangilan-ngilan na lang akong dapat makuha.
*haha... lima na lang ang minor subjects ko. kasi ho bale nacredit na po ang aking computer thingy under my previous course. kung tatanungin nyo ako kung masaya ako, sasabihin ko sa inyo 'neknek nyo! bili tayong kwek-kwek.'
* tas may isa akong major na dapat kinuha ko nung first year college pako.TANONG: anong year na bako? ha?
*tas isa pang major sa second year level
*tsaka bale dalawang taon pa, third year at fourth yearSAGOT: ibig bang sabihin nito ay nasa zero level of college pako?
*wag kalimutan, may thesis pa po ako
*mga fieldtrips, foodtrips, powertrips, at lahat ng trip mo, trip ko, trip nating lahat
*gabayan nyo po ako. amen.
January 23, 2006 at 10:27 PM in articulares calamares Permalink Comments (2)
acceptance speech defect
i would like to thank the body, the international interpol juror of the milky way galactic forces, for giving me this prestigious award. i can't even contain myself. much more, i couldn't quite contain the contents of myself for having been awarded this given award. [o diba? di masyadong redudandant?]
uhmmm, pabili na lang akong halo-halo, kwek-kwek, tsamporado, mais con dominium. tsaka kung ok lang sa 'yo. di naman sa pagmamalabis. pakisamahan na rin ng noodles tsaka ng, uhmmm, isang stick.
p.s. ang shoe size ko pala eh i think 8 and a half and a quarter pounder.
January 23, 2006 at 01:44 AM in koinfiguration Permalink Comments (0)
weewee hours
naiihi ako. bakit ikaw, hindi? malamig kasi dito. weird nga eh. ang office, malamig? weird. dapat talaga akong maihi kasi nga yung title nito eh... pakibasa na lang.
tapos, balikan ko to.
January 20, 2006 at 08:51 PM in mis palabras de mi experiencia Permalink Comments (0)
tummy ache
maawa na kayo. mga walangyang masamang espiritu, lumabas kayo! sa katawan ko. binababoy nyo ako. sinisira nyo araw ko. gabi ko. mga halimaw! ano bang nakain ko? masama ba ang papel sa katawan. dapat kasi eh nag-aral ako. ang papel dapat nasa bag.
[hehe... si kuya nites.. nasa mood. inabutan akong lata. alam nyo kung bakit? pinapasa nya lang saken ang sumpa. nakatatlo na syang bote. kaya pala iba ang mukha. nakatawa. nakangiti. haha]
[bakit ang mga tao dito masaya. parang alang problema. may naghahalikan. sa picture.]
di ba nila alam masama ang loob ko? ang tiyan ko. diba dapat makisimpatya sila saken. makisim...
ang sakit ng sikmura ko...
January 20, 2006 at 01:36 AM in komitet en sanctions et complaints Permalink Comments (0)
isang malaking kabalintunaan
nakakapanghinayang. kum bakit yung damuhan sa harap ng barangay namin ginawang... AY.. KAPOY HUMAN. NAA NAY MGA PANGET NIABOT. UGAHIP. ANG POINT EH... EWAN. SAMOK.
January 20, 2006 at 01:28 AM in articulares calamares Permalink Comments (0)
pwede naman pala
bawal pa lang magdala ng chichiria sa tabasan ng sungay.pero pwedeng humithit ng yosi.

January 17, 2006 at 03:22 AM in articulares calamares Permalink Comments (0)
i'll sue you - LBC!
screw you in the face!
what happened? huh?
argh.
January 16, 2006 at 01:16 AM in komitet en sanctions et complaints Permalink Comments (1)
so i lied! harhar
am just here. doin nothin opposite of what i ought to do. who cares? and so i told my mother that i had to be late for home cos i've got a deadline to beat. yun lang. way sumbungay...
January 13, 2006 at 05:14 AM in articulares calamares Permalink Comments (1)
how to make a fart bomb?
STEPS TO MAKE A BOMB THAT'S WORTH THE FART:
1. first, enrol in chem 121 and 122. description is inorganic chem 2. (pre-req: chem 111&112 for bio studs or 113&114 for eng'g pips.) i took mine with the eng'g cos am up for the challenge.2. after the grueling experiments 1-7 is experiment 8, right? this is where you will learn how to make a fart bomb.3. it is important to wear a lab gown cos you'll be reprimanded by the city pound if you didn't do otherwise.4. follow the procedure and mix the necessary ingredients.5. when you're done with it, put aside.6. simmer for 30 minutes.6. record your observations and note any change in color.7. by the time you're ready with the solution, you'll be running for cover cos of the stinking smell.8. but don't fret, don't panic.9. wear a gas mask.10. for the test drive, run to the elevator.11. and drop the bomb. this is the most strategic area cos everyone will be trapped. there's no more hiding and getting away. it's a surefire hit. trust me.
But the next question would be, HOW TO PLANT THE FART BOMB?
it's easy. the key here is be discreet. cos if you're not, you'll end up in the dumpster yourself. why? the victimized civilians will get their hands on you before you can even run to the hills like white elephants by ernest hemingway.
send your feedback ok? this is effective. this really works.
CHILDREN: DO NOT DO THIS AT HOME! JUST AT YOUR LOCAL SCHOOL.
hahaha... am the next Saddamn Hussein... what can you say Iraqis? proud of me huh?
January 11, 2006 at 09:40 PM in crooked opinions Permalink Comments (1)
pinups
am about to write these but something got in the way (my brain hang loose within my sutured cultured hub):+ flyoverdrive+ mcdodongs: the new starbutong+ ang pagbabalat kamatis ni lolo jose+ tsinelity in the city: the conyos as jologs are back!
January 10, 2006 at 11:49 PM in articulares calamares Permalink Comments (0)
when will i learn?
THIS IS NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED OR NONCONFORMIST OF THE PERISTALTIC MOVEMENTS!
It took me the whole holiday season to finally figure out that i can never, at any amounts, tolerate any product made of lactose, combined with lactose or anything that has got to do with lactose. in avisala term, i cannot benefit from milk. rather an advantage or of good use, milk serves as a detriment for my well being, peace of mind and peace and order stomach situation.but why am i blabbing just now? cos apparently just this day or so, yesterday (it's already morning - 12:20) i came from a party where as usual i wore my pigskin behavior and horselike appetite that's the cause of my early retirement as the bethroned heiress to darnia - the lion, tiger katol.i can't resist tropical salad glazed in onion and celery concoctions, so i took a bite, then a little more, followed by a spoonful and voila! a basin!and my grand prix was?yeah. a date with baltazar, melchor and gaspar. they each gaved me patience, perseverance and fortitude. to battle it out with the angel of eb.. evil.after the longest labor ever recorded in the entire human rat race, am i glad or what to be out of danger? it's a matter of life and death. push or pull. in or out. repel or attract. swim or sink. eb or tide? surf. wais. i will never ever eat. drink. slurp. lick. gulp. slurge. consume. have. gobble. scoff. wolf. munch. chomp. devour. bolt. gorge. swallow. again things containing MILK. with MILK. friends with MILK. any association with MILK.haha... that made me think. too bad for you but too good to be true for me cos i know that blueberry cheesecake contains no milk at all. haha...it's just made of 100 percent Peter Piper picked a pack of peckled (pickled?) fickleminded blueberry sgt. peppers + cheese + cake. easy right? it's all in the name! trust me. you'll never go wrong.haha... what's cheese made again? and ice cream?
January 10, 2006 at 11:47 PM in komitet en sanctions et complaints Permalink Comments (0)
para sa panga
para sa masa. para sa me problema sa skwela. para sa fans ni sharon cuneta. para sa me problema sa pera.
huli na ako sa tipar ni panga. para sa masang panga. para sa pangang masa.masarap ang panga.
January 10, 2006 at 03:24 AM in articulares calamares Permalink Comments (0)
hahay buhay
pasado. panalo. panama.crossibles? crossible tongs lang akong nahibal-an. wahaha...
January 10, 2006 at 12:06 AM in articulares calamares Permalink Comments (0)
please stop pressing
i am sooo.
i wanna bite my nail off of its cuticle.
bagsak na naman.pasenya na mga tao kung sobrang ganto ako. pero kaso sa pagkakaalam ko, blog ko naman to so walang pakialaman ha? oo. ganyan nga.RECENT STANDING:philo - kabiteco - pasang pasa sa ulanphys - talaga lang ha?chem - pending (am crossing ma fingers; am wearing a cross?)histo - raise the roofayoko na. isa na lang. masisipa nako. sobra. naaamoy ko na ang oblation.
January 09, 2006 at 03:10 AM in mis palabras de mi experiencia Permalink Comments (1)
lapalapaalapaapnilapa
andito lang ako sa bahay. tinamaan na naman ng lintik na katamaran. o di kaya mga bagay-bagay na gusto kong takasan. kanta na lang tayo!
may isang umagana tayo'y magsasamahayan at halinasa alapaapo anong sarap...
hanggang sa dulo ng mundohanggang maubos ang ubohanggang gumulong ang luhahanggang mahulog ang tala
masdan mo aking matadi mo ba nakikitaako ngayo'y lumilipad at nasa langit nagusto mo bang sumama
di mo na kailangan nang magtago't mahiyadi mo na kailangan nang humanap ng ibakalimutan na muna ang lahat ng problemahuminga ka nang malalim at tayo'y lalarga na
handa na bang puma...papapapaapapapapapapaapapapapapaprapapapaooooooo... awooo...
hanggang ibawal sa mundosinasaktan nila tayobuksan ang puso at isipanpaliparin ang kamalayan
masdan mo aking matadi mo ba nakikitaako'y lumilipad at nasa alapaap nagusto mo bang (8x)... sumama
hayan. na perfect ko na rin ang lyrics pagkatapos nam pauli-ulit na pagpapatugtog. tulog na muna koaks kasi ano eh.. me migraine nako. lang kwenta. ang buhay ko.
*010706
January 09, 2006 at 12:51 AM in articulares calamares Permalink Comments (0)
mata by mejo3ply
hindi ko alam kung sya nga ba yun. ewan. la nakong pakelam. natry mo na ba yung ganun? may nakita ka't pakiramdam mo kilala mo. kaso alam mong imposible. ilang milya rin ang pagitan nyo. tas ngayon malalaman mong andito sya. posible kayang yung nakita ko ay tunay? hindi ko rin alam. para sa kanya to: kung san ka man, sana masaya ka. lalo na't malapit na ang espesyal mong araw. hindi ko na rin siguro iaasa na maaalala mo pako. matagal ko nang tinanggap. at oo, napatunayan ko na rin ang sinabi nung isa. tama nga siya. hindi na maaalis sa isipan ko ang nangyari. kahit mabulag pako, hindi na maikukubli ng mata ko na nakita nga kita. mata sa mata. ikaw yun. hindi ako maaaring magkamali. *010606
January 09, 2006 at 12:48 AM in mis palabras de mi experiencia Permalink Comments (1)
jeepney ride combo
THIS TESTIS O' MINE IS CALLED AM BORED AND SORED written originally last 3rd of January.
for the first time, i am writing my blog at home. and i would just have to post it the next day in some barn. guess i was able to enter the school premises today. so what do i have to write? do i really have to? let me rephrase my statement. what can i write? am bored here. all i hear is the sound of the fan protecting me from deadly mosquitoes. and right, the airwaves from the local radio. i just hate our keyboard. it's so. um.. i have a h. a. r..d time typing this.whatever. anyhow, i have to settle with this or else my mother will have to bring back our unit to the shop.
early in the morning, i was so pissed when i knew from a certain UFO that classes were resumed. i thought it was supposed to be the 4th of january since the calendar of activities has been plastered all throughout the campus' boards. um, am exaggerating, i know you know it. well, at least at the OSA. but still, i insist. if only i didn't bump into my former classmate yesterday, i wouldn't have been guilty in making a decision: to go or not go, to school of course.
i arrived in school at around nine thirty. am late for my second period. so much for additional points. it would already be useless because my teacher's criterion for incentive would be a clean attendance, meaning with no absences and no, i repeat, no lates. ha! eat your class cards.
i had a lot of catching time with my group. "oh, so you cut your hair. how much did you get after selling your locks?" "i see you're still doing that. when will you be finished emptying your brains?"you grew a beard! but where's your bird?"and i saw a couple doing something they're not supposed to do, especially when wearing uniforms. relax. okay, run with your imagination. see you in salisbury. steak?
small people. less crowd.
and the best part is, you don't have to fall in line to round up your bills at the cafeteria.
so where am i going into?
okay. am quite happy. our teachers dismissed us earlier. i got my grade in ecology and am not surprised with it cos of my cutting classes frenzy. but that alone didn't make my day bad. cos i got three presents. one that i expected and two i hardly saw coming. i got an organizer, a lil stuff toy and cds. woohoo!
-S-T-O-P- i'll be back. i have to turn on the lights first. am back. no, wait. am front. am in front of the screen. hell ya.
but what really made my day today?
when i got into the jeep, i knew i was in for a ride. what else did you think? a marathon? it's a jeep! of course it's a ride, but you have to pay! hellooo? kidding aside because the one reading this is not a kid anymore. a.. a.. no. no.. don't change that dial.. er, i mean page. finish this! shoot? continue... it's been a long time since i got home with the sun still up. i mean, not that hot but not that too dull either where you won't be able to see the sky's color. and i only got some memory left of my best jeepney rides, if not, perfect. everything was perfect.
music. sun. wind. speed. THE BEST JEEPNEY RIDE COMBO.
the signs? indicators?
[waaaaht #@*&^+*^ something just passed my foot. eeww.. i felt it. tiny feet? a spider? waaaaaaaaa... tarantula?] okay. am okay. no harm done. ma psyche's just displaced.
as i was saying... what was i saying? ah..
YOU KNOW YOU'RE HAVING THE BEST JEEPNEY RIDE OF YOUR LIFE
if the one next sitting you is a seven headed hippopotamus crushing your bones and flesh. you still manage to stomp your feet at the beat of the song.
i'll be back. my fave song of the moment is playing. am here. when something wicked called love gets into my chest, am certain i will have to sing that song at the top of my lungs. i promise. even at your own grave.
if you let your hair fly like a bird. and it would eventually have to look like a bird's nest.
if you don't mind paying a little extra for the extra mile. so that you can listen to the whole album playing, that you've been meaning to do all semester but haven't found the time.
if the traffic jams seem like jam sessions made in heaven. you simply pray that the jeepney will adapt a turtle's pace.
if you resist going down the jeep and you find yourself walking home cos you run outa money. and you have this sick look on your face. people get scared and run to their homes.
i have to say goodbye now. am hooked up with my new cds. tata.

January 05, 2006 at 11:45 PM in articulares calamares Permalink Comments (0)
tagay na naman
tama na yan! inuman na. hoy pare ko! tumagay ka...nanini... blah blah lalamunan. naghihintay. nag-aabang...repeat chorus then fade away from the world.
tagay ta bai?
baynte dos ang pepsi. libre nimo? o bah! kaw pa. gipakopya gud ko nimo.
bleepshoot bai! mabagsak man ta anig chem. 'tragis!
'saman? kitakits na lang sa summer? ipon na ta ha? wa nay kan-anay! asa naman akong boardinghouse nga ginapapangita nimo? 'alangya! magdive ta ugma! kabalo diay ka mulangoy? ilad ka. baki baya ko tung una. inatay. giatay.ayoko na ng tsilpon! gusto ko tsupon.
January 05, 2006 at 01:40 AM in mis palabras de mi experiencia Permalink Comments (1)
waaaaah!
baaaaaaakkiiiiiiiit? naging mabait naman ako. naging mabuti, naging matulungin.
bakit 75 ang grade ko sa philo?gusto mo sagutin ko. kasi lumagpak ka sa quiz at sa exam. yun yon!
January 04, 2006 at 02:59 AM in komitet en sanctions et complaints Permalink Comments (0)
something
i've got something to say but i'd tell you soon cos i left it at home. yeah. i forgot my brain.
January 04, 2006 at 01:13 AM in articulares calamares Permalink Comments (0)
naa jud
putres! naa mi klase. langya! blopshoot! anak ng kwago...
tuloy, nagshating mi ni apol sa luna.
lami ang sprite. ana. partneran ug saging. unya...
wa may ginanggang sa roxas.
unsang oras pa diay maluto 'nong?
bag-o lang man ko naabot 'nang. balik lang unya.
ilad ka? naa pako klase.
aw. bahala ka eh?
January 02, 2006 at 11:21 PM in komitet en sanctions et complaints Permalink Comments (0)
klase na daw ugma?
uga! bahala mo dira. ilad? klase o party? bertdey sakong ig-agaw do! wala ko kailag klase. walaaaaaaa!
TTH baya ugma. laliman ka! 7:40AM - 7:30PM
ASA ANG JUSTICE? LEAGUE? MISS KO NA SI THE KING!
January 02, 2006 at 03:09 AM in komitet en sanctions et complaints Permalink Comments (0)
punitin ang mga sedula!
and so for the third time, i lost my id. or so they think. ha!
it's the first monday of the year and i intend to do nothing but sleep. during this holiday, it's the first time that i woke up almost midday. like huh? what happened? why didn't someone harass me to wake up? i can only say thank you. and i didn't even sleep late. this is a miracle! 13 hours and no migraine! how kewl can the year be?
i usually wake up with my mother's official alarm system - her mouth. [peace ma!] but you see really, when you get up and all you hear is nagging, you don't wanna go back to sleep cos you'll end up with a syndrome that's yet to be discovered by some freak.
actually my mother's constant nagging is just her way of expressing how much she loves me. [whaat? huh? eeww...] por ejemplo:
"jackie! bangon na! wala na KAYONG ginawa? maliligo nga lang eh ang kupad-kupad kung kumilos. bilisan mo na dyan at baka ka mahuli. anong oras ba klase mo?"
REAKSYON: pagkakuha ng tuwalya, diretso na sa banyo.
"jacqueline! magsaing ka na! heto nga ako't ke aga-aga naglalaba, KAYO dyan sige n'ang tulog!"
REAKSYON: sa kusina ang bagsak. tas, tuloy sa sala. manonood ng tv. hanggang maghapon. tas balik tulog.
"bilisan mo dyan! mag-iisang oras ka na sa banyo! ano bang ginagawa mo? nagrorosaryo? at wala akong naririnig na tubig?"
REAKSYON: buhos ng tubig sa gilid para walang masabi.
"para KAYONG mga boarder! buti yung landlady may nakukuhang pera eh ako? ako pang nagbibigay!"
REAKSYON: sasabihin ko sanang gusto kong mag-board eh kaso pinangunahan na ako ng nanay ko sabi pa pag natuloy raw eh magkanya-kanya na kami. kanya-kanyang labada, kain at bayad. natulog na lang ulit ako. tas, pagkagising eh kumain at nan'od ng tv tas natulog muli.
tanong lang, sino ba yang si KAYO? yung may nickname na KAYONG? i think hindi naman sya si jackie diba? siguro may isa pang anak ang nanay ko? siguro lang ha? baka talaga may kapatid ako noh? ano sa tingin nyo?
eh san dun ang sedula?
so bale, eto na yun o.
pagkatapos ko maligo after 60 years, napunta ako sa isang dambuhalang museum. matagal na ring hindi ako nakakapasyal dun ah. ayoko nang maalala. nakakatawa. nakakahiya.
pero bago nun, kumuha muna akong sedula. anak ng tinapang garapon! tinanong ba naman ako kung single daw ako? sa mukha kong to? hindi ba obyus na me anak nako! kaya, mura lang ang bayad ko kulang pa ng diyes ang pamasahe ko!
at masaya dun. kung nakalimutan mong magdala ng bolpen o di kaya'y tamad ka lang talaga tulad ko eh wag mangamba. may isang samaritano dung magpapahiram ng bolpen. oo. totoo to. sumpa man. pero kailangan ka munang bumili ng kapirasong kapiranggot na papel. magkano? sus. parang fishball! gusto mo talagang malaman? pumila ka muna dun.
pagkatapos, tumuloy nako. malaki pala ang bahay ni mayor noh? parang tiga dun lang ako. kasi parang alam na alam ko yung daan. sobra! muntik nga akong pulutin ng gwardya eh. pag pasok ko sa isang kwarto, sinabi ko na sa babae yung pakay ko. tas tinanong nyako ng mga tanong ng tulad ng sa Game KNB kasi kung di ko raw yun masasagutan eh magbalut-balot na land daw ako, kahit wala naman talaga akong dala. ang tali-talino nya noh? sobra. ang hirap ng tanong. anong taon ko na daw sa kolehiyo? kung nakita nyo lang ang pagmumukha ko, gusto ko nang isuka ang kasaysayan ng buhay ko sa kanya. kung bakit ako napadpad sa kurso ko sa ngayon, kung magkanong kinikita ng mga magulang ko, kung ilan dun ang parte ko, kung ilang kuko na ang namatay sa mga paa ko, at kung kailan pa ba matatapos tong walang kwentang blog nato?
tas sabi nung babae, kawawa ka naman. hamo... ANO PO? LIBRE NA PO ANG BAYAD? MARAMING SALAMAT. DI NYO PO ALAM LUNG GANO NYO KO NAPASAYA. ahmm... hija, sabi ko, hamo bibilisan ko yung pagtype nito. hindi mo kasi ako pinatapos eh.
at... surprise! dumating ang nanay ko... wow! MORAL SUPPORT. ang ganda ng timing! kinailangan ko talaga neto matapos ba namang niyurakan ng babae yung pagkatao ko. kaya punitin natin ang ating mga sedula! punitin! sagot ng nanay ko: "GISIA KAY KAILA KAG CLOSE TA? KAW NAGBAYAD ANA? HA? ILAD!" ana gani ko. ibutang nato sa pitaka. tarungon natog pilo kay kaw ra baya nagbayad. lisud ra baya ng mabuybuyan ta. miss, naa moy lamaw?
so much for moral support. peoplesupport. supot?
January 02, 2006 at 02:35 AM in mis palabras de mi experiencia Permalink Comments (1)
asa naman?
naunsa naman ning world? asa man mo gipambutang ni lord uy! abi ba nako magkita ta didto. natubuan na lang ko ug ikog wala pa gihapon mo. gabalik-balik na lang kog baktas ani. yati ra! nagkasalisihay ta ninyo mga igsoon ko sa katilingban.
ang saya ng walang celfon!
pwede kang mawala parang bula. *blop*
January 02, 2006 at 01:37 AM in komitet en sanctions et complaints Permalink Comments (1)

waiting
waiting
by erik misoles
see the light as my thoughts collide
we ain't getting younger but i'll stay for a while
take my hand hold it like a knife
stab me with the care you held for all of your life
i'm waiting for you
take me as i am with the blue
i'm here for now
i'm holding on to what i believe is true
don't say goodbye
'cos all i know is what won't be the same for you
hear me say what words make you bend
don't make me sing this old damn song again
now i know what you thought of me
and so now i run to you with all i can be
i'm waiting for you
take me as i am with the blue
i'm here for now
i'm holding on to what i believe is true
don't say goodbye
cos all i know is what won't be the same for you
and all i know you're i'm looking for
and if you aint coming
i'll just ask for more
looking for you
i'm waiting for you
just take me as i am and let's go
let's go...
i'm here for now
i'm holding on to what i believe is true
don't say goodbye
cos all i know is what won't be the same for...
February 28, 2006 at 01:16 AM in decibel decipher Permalink Comments (0)
gulat vs shock
ano ang kaibahan ng gulat sa shock?
tanungin nyo nanay ko. alam nya. kasi mothers know best diba? kahit yung best nila, pwede maging beast. wah!
February 28, 2006 at 12:57 AM in mis palabras de mi experiencia Permalink Comments (0)
effigy
TANONG: ano ang ibig sabihin ng effigy sa human effigy?
SAGOT: [ng nanay ko] Fernando Poe Jr.
February 28, 2006 at 12:53 AM in mis palabras de mi experiencia Permalink Comments (0)
ilegal
basta last last week may ginawa akong ilegal. pati rin yung kapatid ko. walang kawala. kasi di patalo. ilegal rin. me ginawa. oo. tas, patay. tas, buhay ulit. labo.
February 28, 2006 at 12:52 AM in articulares calamares Permalink Comments (0)
i hate debates
i just hate debates cos i look so stupid making people look stupid. and i hate this music playing cos it's been ringing my ears for an hour now. argh!
February 28, 2006 at 12:49 AM in komitet en sanctions et complaints Permalink Comments (0)
ang kwentong blog ng sinaunang saging
Noong unang panahon, ayon pa sa mga alamat at kasabihang minana pa ng ating mga ninuno sa kanilang mga ninuno, sa isang napakalayong kahariang puno ng hiwaga at misteryong nakapaloob sa bayan kong mahal ng tinalupang durian at suha ay may nakatirang mga nilalang kung tawagin ay kalasaging.
Ang mga kalasaging, gawa nga ng sinabi ko ay mga nilalang. Yun lang yun. Period. Este tuldok. Alinsunod sa batas na kanilang kinalakhang sundin hanggang sa ngayon, na wala naman talagang basehan ng pagkakabuo, sila ay nabubuhay lamang, sa ayaw man nila o hindi, para sa iisang layunin – ang kumain ng saging. ‘Di ba nga? Kasi kalasaging sila. Kelangan na nila yung panindigan. Dahil kung hindi… Aba’y mawawalan silang kredibilidad nyan kung ganunman, kahit sa totoo e wala naman talaga sila neto. Hay naku! Ewan ko lang talaga ha, basta ang alam ko mas nanaisin pa nilang maging kala… a.) kalabaw; b.) kalapati; c.) kalabasa; o d.) kalachuchi na lang kesa mabuhay nang walang nagagawang matino.
Simula’t sapul pa lang, kahit nung nagsisimula sila, kakambal na nila ang saging. Pati nga sa pangalan e, nakakabit na rin. Yung tipong naka-patent, pina-copyright, kinuhanang lisensya para masabing legal. Kung may angal e tuloy sa presinto ka na lang magpaliwanag bosing. Ang lagay para ‘tong relasyong subok na matibay, subok na matatag ng magkaibigang garapata at aso. At ganito ang usapang nagaganap na sobrang importante para sa kapakanan ng sangkatauhan: Akin ka lang Bantay! Pag-aari kita Muning! Hindi ka maaagaw ng iba! Hindieeeee… Oo Ganun nga.
Lingid sa kaalaman ng marami, ang mga kalasaging ay may natatanging kakayahan. At saan naman nagmula ang sinasabing natataging katangahan, er… kakayahan? Hindi nabanggit kung saan nanggaling ang angking talento ng mga bida pero sa dahil ako ang nagsusulat neto, hehe… sasabihin ko sa inyo.
Pinaniniwalaang ang mga kalasaging, ayon sa aking very reliable source na ako rin naman yun ay nakakahugot sila ng kanilang lakas, sipag at tiyaga dahil sa paborito ng mga unggoy na saging. Subalit, para sa mga normal na taga-lupa tulad nyong nagbabasa nito, wala ‘tong epekto. Paunawa: Huwag masyadong dibdibin ang napakasakit na katotohanan dahil cigarette smoking is dangerous to your health. Nang ipasuri sa mga eksperto ang nasabing saging, wala rin naman silang maipaliwanag tungkol sa kababalaghang pumapalibot dito. Kaya matulog na lang kayong mahimbing at pagpantasyahan ang saging dahil sa panaginip nyo lang malalasap ang pambihirang bisa nito. Walang kwentang kwentong blog na’to!
Tsk… Tsk… Tsk… Dyan kayo nagkakamali. Hindi pa’ko tapos. Hindi pa nga ako nakaka-one page e. Magagalit ang editor ko neto sakin. So heto na o! Shoot…
Ang mga kalasaging, sa gitna ng napakalawak na pagawaan ng garapalang pamemeke ng DVD, VCD, BCD at QRST, ang nagsisilbing matatapat na tagapagsilbi ng mga mamamayan. Walang halong pamumulitika, serbisyong totoo lang. In the service of the Filipino people because the Filipino people is worth dying for. Kung saan sagot namin ang mga kwentong blog tulad nito, kayo bahala sa pulutan. Inuman tayo! Inom kayo dyan, inom kami rito! Itaas mo. Mismo. Boss, penge pa ngang kape! Diba bottomless iced tea inorder ko?
Hanep talaga sa ganda ang mga produktong gawa ng mga kalasaging na mabibili lamang sa talipapa dun sa me Claveria-Roxas-Jacinto, katabi nung tindahan ng isaw ni Aling Nena. Pero ang tanong e kung kasya ba sa maliit na budget nina mommy at daddy? Aba’y oho manang. Makakamura kayo ng mga, let me compute muna kasi ano nga yung course ko? ‘Di bale na nga lang.
Mula sa opisinang de bodega noon, ito ngayon ay opisinang de pugon. Hindi naman sa nagrereklamo ako no, kaso lang e kum bakit ba talaga kelangang may mga taong mainggit? Tao ba sila inay? Baka naman unggoy? Oo na. Titigil ko na ‘to baka pa nila mahalata. Batid ko lang gusto nilang makuha ang sekreto ng mahiwagang saging ng mga kalasaging. Solbs na sana yung plano. Wala na sanang pakealamanan o! Namaaaan…
Nung isang beses nagawi ako sa kodakan dyan sa Siyudad Trianggulo, katapat nung dambuhalang mamang sabi pa nila e nagmula sa Italya at nangangabayo patungong Tsina dahil sa trip nya lang, nakapanayam ko ang isa sa institusyon at primyado sa larangan ng potograpiya. Tas bale, after 48 years, hay natapos rin kami. Nakakatuwa nga e kasi, mantakin mo, yun pala ang nangyari, ang kasaysayan ng mga sinaunang kalasaging. Kung anuman yun, e amin na lang yun. Galit-galit na muna tayo. Hindi dahil sa ayaw kung sabihin sa inyo gawa ng masakim akong tao o ano, kundi dahil po, ang inyong abang lingkod ay walang kakayahang mag-impok ng mga nasabing impormasyon nang matagal dahil sa isa po akong kuto, hindi ako bangko.
At hindi ko na sanang naisipang gumawa pa ng walang kwentang kwentong blog na ito kung sumang-ayon lang sa akin ang tadhana. Kaso sabi nya e galit-galit na muna kami. Naks naman ‘tol! Meron bang ganun? Ayos ka pa ba?
Kaya sa mga nagnanais makaalam ng kasaysayan ng mga nilalang na kung tawagin ay kalasaging, pasensya na ho, pasintabi sa mga kumakain, hindi ko maibibigay ang hiling nyo, sa ngayon. Gawa ng mga ‘di inaasahang pagkakataon – gawa ng mga… hindi ko na alam.
Isang malaking kabalintunaan ang naririnig ninyong tsismis tungkol sa mga kalasaging, ang mga naturingang bagong bayani ng ating lahing kumiho. Hindi po sila kumakain ng mansanas! Lalung-lalo na ang kahit anong klaseng atay! Ka! Lo! Ko! Han! Kung may nalalaman po kayo sa tsikang ito, marapat lang pong ipagbigay alam sa mga taong kinauukalan sa lalong madaling panahon. ‘Wag mag-alinlangan. Tumawag sa hotline numbers flashed on your screens. Ang unang isang daang tatawag ay makakatanggap ng isang taong supply ng Mr. Clean dishwashing paste, amoy downy para sa halimuyak na ganda ng buhok na parang kinamay lang kaya shine shine shine…
Mula sa bulwagan ng Kalasagingan Tsikitita Patrol, ako ay nagsasabing… Paalam mga bata! Hanggang sa muli. Dito sa Batibot, sa Batibot… Tuklasin ang saya, sa Batibot. Repeat chorus then fade away… [Batibot Theme Song by Alamid played here]
February 22, 2006 at 03:39 AM in crooked opinions Permalink Comments (0)
walang nakakaalam
gawa ng mga lumalagpak na exams, bumabagsak na katawan, nabubutas na mga bulsa, naduduwag na kaluluwa, natatakot na mga pangarap, natutulog na damdamin... ay pupunta kaming kung saanman yun ay ipinagpapasa-Diyos na lang namin na walang mangyari masama sa amin, hindi kami magawang tanghalian ng mga pating, merienda ng mga balyena at pagpiyestahan sa perya baka akalain nilang bago kaming nadiskubreng klase ng pokemon. at uutangin pa namin ang milyones na ipambabayad namin sa walangyang sosyal na experience sa malibato islands.
at di to alam ng nanay ko. ng nanay ng mga hinayupak na dinamay ko. kaya kung di nyo nako mapapakinggan pa dito pagkalipas ng isang linggo. marapat lang pong maglaan kayo ng piso sa allowance nyo pambili ng polvoron sa lamay ko. at ibinibigay ko na ang lubusang karapatan sa friendster para sa account kong to. kung gusto man nilang pagkakakitaan ang buhay ko. dahil alam kong namumulubi na ang may-ari ng friendster. at ako lang ang tugon sa kanyang mga pangarap. dahil nga naman di boring ang life ko diba? ang saya nga eh!
February 17, 2006 at 09:08 PM in articulares calamares Permalink Comments (2)
a hick
"because you're scared a hick to stand for what you know is right! darn. didn't you notice how i felt being there why you complain to them how sick the people i'm with are? you don't know. cos you're so busy putting yourself up high in the pedestal. you hardly even figured out yet how the hicks i'm with are coming up with another maltreated wrought out decision! and you wasted this. i had high hopes on you. but i'm sorry. some things are better stored in memory. funny part though, my memory's a waste."
uhmm... what's a hick again?
February 17, 2006 at 08:51 PM in komitet en sanctions et complaints Permalink Comments (0)
gets in the mind
i admit it. i always do it. especially if everything's a hurl. most often than not. i'm holding it. once in a while. most of the time. shame? not quite. am ready to accept any. i always do it. in my mind.
February 17, 2006 at 08:39 PM in crooked opinions Permalink Comments (0)
i am a full fool
... i had spare ribs, 2 cups of rice and a can of sprite for brunch+ 2 packs safari mcCornicks+ 2 pcs. chili crab and 2 pcs. beef siomai+ french fries with, i think, pink mayonnaise for condiment [which i like, kinda weird doug]+ 1 polvoron from a seatmate+ another from my friend+ additional lollipop, which am very sure is a guilt-stricken attempt to buy the idea that am part of the group+ + + not to mention, a passing mark that could somehow be equivalent to entertaining an accepted fate of repeating the subject, humiliation slash harassment from a Maria Clara monologue, some disgraceful maneuvers to reclaim glory, virginity (?), fame and fortune.
February 16, 2006 at 03:55 AM in crooked opinions Permalink Comments (0)
natural na kalimutin o tanga?
kayo, ano sa tingin nyo? hindi sana ako papasok kaso nakalimutan kong may pasok. tas bale may mga engagements na kailangang puntahan. san na lang ako lulugar? kung wala ang utak ko? kung wala na akong kwenta? tas bale magdadayb kami ngayong sabado. kung hindi madadaan sa lunuran sa tubig, daanin na lang sa lunuran sa inuman. ano? sama ka? ako sana taya. kaso uutangin ko pa pala pera ko. uwi muna ako sa bukid. kailangan pa kasi ng paa at mukha ko ng mud spa.
February 16, 2006 at 03:38 AM in an ode to myself Permalink Comments (1)
alam ko hindi ako spoiled
may mga taong spoiled. pero di ako nabibilang dun. kasi masama akong tao. sobra. oo. wag na. ayoko na. kaso may mga senyales na rin. kesyo, hindi ako ganto. hindi ako ganyan.
February 16, 2006 at 03:32 AM in an ode to myself Permalink Comments (0)
wala akong...
di ko kaya. sobra. walang lumalabas. panay tingin sa malayo. nakalutang. walang mapuntahan.
February 15, 2006 at 07:35 PM in an ode to myself Permalink Comments (0)
amoy sustagen
tas nagulat na lang ako bigla kasi nangangamoy elementarya. bakit? san nagtatago sina susy at geno? san na ang mga batang higante? ilabas nyo! sumagoooot kayo! yun pala, yung katabi ko. di daw ata naligo kaya nagpahid na lang ng lotion na gawa sa vanilla sky. oo. pero sure nako eh. alam ko iniinom nya araw-araw, pagka umaga, sustagen mocha flavor. kung hindi. aba! ewan ko lang. para na rin kasi nyang sinabing shampoo nya spaghetti.
February 15, 2006 at 07:34 PM in articulares calamares Permalink Comments (0)
san ang binyag?
kayo na humusga?! inuman tayo tol? hamo. mamya. sisimulan ko na. tapusin mo ha?
February 09, 2006 at 04:33 AM in koinfiguration Permalink Comments (1)
para ke aquarius
pinulot ka lang sa tubig! bakit nakaya mong maghasik ng lagim sa mundo? tangna mo... este, tingnan mo! napipisa na ang mga itlog... naks! andaing lumabas. merong apollo, tatiana, nikotini at anak mo ke batgirl na si hercules! meri valentines na lang ha..
February 03, 2006 at 08:30 PM in crooked opinions Permalink Comments (1)
lova parooza
BACKGROUND: so we we're watchin this movie in the cinema because for some reasons, my trippin buddy and i didn't have anythin to do. and we both decided instantaneously we're goin to view the ever not so famed film of the century. so as i was busily finding my comfortable spot in one of the seats, i arranged myself in such a manner that i won't doze off or get an award for the most number of injuries in the lower back. and then - CRASH! i banged my teeth, my mouth, my knees, my toes, my shoulder, my head with the front seat. turned out i miscalculated the distance between my face and the headboard. shoot! i wanted to cry myself to sleep and not come back to life cos saaaaaaaaaaad movies always make me cry.
THE RESULT: my lip was bleeding like forever. and worse! this ain't from kissing, sucking, and biting! i tasted impure human hemoglobin, rustic iron and shame for my clumsy move.
NEXT TIME: don't lean forward when you want to grab something. or just don't watch movie in a cinema. cinemas are not stupidproof for morons like me. or if you still insist, maybe you have to read first the idiot's guide in watching a movie in a cinema. also available in paperbacks!
PARTING WORDS: people, you owe me a lot. because of me, you don't have to suffer with a broken lip, a broken morale, a broken... vow?
February 03, 2006 at 07:16 PM in komitet en sanctions et complaints Permalink Comments (0)
LOTR
LATEST OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT OF RECORDS
malamang meron kayo nyan diba? tig sisingkwenta kada request. so bale tumaas yung fair market value ko by 25 cents dividends per share. siguradong di ka malulugi kapag bumili kang preferred stocks sa isang kumpanyang in a state of calamity, er - in an already understated stage of liquidation. kaya kung ayaw mong maging kalunus-lunos future mo, wag kang gagawang bagay na pagsisihan mo! tarantula ka... dalawang beses ka nang muntikang nagmintis... bakit? gusto mo bang maging praying mantis? hah! you'll be praying for the rest of your life! kaya bumangon ka na at magsalok ng tubig panghimagas?
February 03, 2006 at 06:54 PM in an ode to myself Permalink Comments (0)
centerfold
earlier today, i met someone who gave me news. some shocking news she brought with her to me. i would have written that this feeling is still premature before i can even write it. but guess it's already due. and i got my proof. i saw the proof. do i have to rejoice? well... c'mon. let's celebrate. but let's have a walk first that's worth it.
February 02, 2006 at 12:52 AM in enlisted Permalink Comments (0)

counting crowns
you see children laughing by the fieldsyou pass by peoplesome faceless some namelessbut as you look through their eyesthey have gone awayahead of you.
March 29, 2006 at 09:49 PM in mis palabras de mi experiencia Permalink Comments (0)

playlist
nites: collide, howie dayina: brick, ben folds fivewinston: at the beginning, richard marx & donna lewislani: big yellow taxi, counting crowsmay: how you remind me, nickelbackbong: kanlungan, noel cabangonian: drive, incubusalvin: dare you to move, switchfootjog: hinahanap-hanp kita, rivermayageorge: addicted, simple planmyka: ignition, r. kellycoise: miss you, aaliyahapril: insensitive, jane ardenstar: barley breathing, duncan shiekjaypee: especially for you, mymp
all: fast car, tracy chapman
mine: stay, lisa loeb
*i am not explainin, so don't mind askin. i guess am sorry.
March 29, 2006 at 09:42 PM in gasALAK Permalink Comments (0)
mandibular scratch in suburbia
so i was such a silly sissy... i reached for the cable and poof! i didn't become koko krunch. with my face in hiding, i scraped all that's left of it.
March 28, 2006 at 02:00 AM in komitet en sanctions et complaints Permalink Comments (0)
pamamaalam
shoot. ugh... all's swell. and i'm down to my three day/night camp-out silent protest which is not very silent anymore cos it's taking its toll down the road less taken by the corpse of the seemingly endless battle of tomorrow. am fightin till the very drops of my saliva turn blue when litmus paper turns basic by the sudden grip from the world's inconvenience at my expense. doug! is life really a great? what? i dont hear you. am practically deaf. figures.
March 27, 2006 at 07:03 AM in an ode to myself Permalink Comments (0)
i like it
it's raining hard. and i like it. i'm here alone. sa office. last tambay ko na siguro to na ako lang mag-isa. ewan. pano ba? paalam na lang.
is the sky crying cos i've been crying hard too? is the rain sympathetic of my sorrow? is God hearing this? does he get to read this? does He write his own blog also? is He reading mine?
March 24, 2006 at 09:44 PM in mis palabras de mi experiencia Permalink Comments (0)
crap free screensavers
ugh! hate them... it's even bad you see them poppin at your screens when you don't want to be disturbed and just want to focus on your thing, what's worse is that they'd invade your blog. and people! they have invaded my blog! just... oooh... crap!
March 23, 2006 at 07:34 PM in komitet en sanctions et complaints Permalink Comments (0)
resignatura
March 24, 2006
"Please accept this letter as my formal notice of... The experiences I have made through the time I stayed here with the people I have come to know as friends will always be remembered. Thank you so much for the opportunity..."
March 23, 2006 at 07:28 PM in an ode to myself Permalink Comments (0)
falling
fallingby keahiwai
I wanna tell you baby You're the one that Im thinking of But your heart is still with her And I think she's the one that you love I only want you happy Even if it's not with me Maybe one day You'll open up your eyes and you'll see [Chorus] That I think Im falling Maybe I'm falling for you Yeah I think Im falling Baby Im falling for you [Verse 2] From the first time You laid your lips on mine It feels like the smile on my face Will last till the end of time But Im not so sure That you're the one that I should pursue My mind tells me no But my heart only says that it's you [Chorus] Bridge: Only time will tell The mystery has yet to unfold Who's gonna feel love's warmth And the other left in the cold [Chorus] Yet still I'm falling Maybe im falling for you yeah I think Im falling Baby I'm falling for you That I think Im falling Maybe I'm falling for you yeah I think Im falling Baby Im falling for you
March 23, 2006 at 07:24 PM in decibel decipher Permalink Comments (0)
motocross
what can i say? we're spoiled. soiled. oiled. led. ilad? hehe...
March 23, 2006 at 05:39 PM in mis palabras de mi experiencia Permalink Comments (0)
tapos na? ako? sa buhay ko
yahoo! google! askjeeves! gago! bobongpinoy! oo. tama ka. mga websites yan maliban sa isa. pero walang... arghh...
tapos na ako... sa exams ko... para akong naparausan ng... ano... aaaah... para naman kasing andami kong ginawa diba? tarantadong chem. pag nagkaano, naku! lagot, alam pera. balet? here we come... gusto kong matulog dalawang buwan...
kung sinong walang magawa sa mga buhay nila, tawagan nyo ako. diving tayo, ok? sagot ko yung lugar. sabi ko ba diving? sabi ko g*bwatching...
may hiring ba ngayon? jollibee? mcdonalds? mga anak ko? nasaan kayo? umuwi na kayo.
March 23, 2006 at 05:26 PM in mis palabras de mi experiencia Permalink Comments (0)
reconciliation
buti na lang at naalala ko talaga tong word na to. kundi, naksss... lagpak? di naman. slight lang. pero ano ba ang ginagawa ng bank reconciliation sa philosophy? i thank you, my accounting theories of three semesters. i thank you from the bottom of my bottoms up. nyahahaha...
March 23, 2006 at 05:16 PM in mis palabras de mi experiencia Permalink Comments (0)
why can't i turn off the radio?
so sick [excerpt]by ne-yo
so sick of love songs.so tired of tears.so done with wishing you were still here.said i'm so sick of love songs.so sad and slowwhy can't i turn off the radio?
March 16, 2006 at 06:35 PM in decibel decipher Permalink Comments (0)
half year short
was that the sign Father? i see. i understand. well, not totally. guess, i shall stay. okay.
March 16, 2006 at 06:32 PM in mis palabras de mi experiencia Permalink Comments (1)
in dire need: 66
66. i never thought i'd love this number. need this. come end.
March 14, 2006 at 02:16 AM in mis palabras de mi experiencia Permalink Comments (0)
i hate your guts
you win some, you lose some. hate her. well, at first i made it quite personal. so much for favoritism! then i just realize we just hated each other's breaths. so everytime i opened my mouth, whatever that came out of it, was pure worthless nonsense for her. but for me, i can't. like d-uh! have to listen and "submit" to whatever she was muttering if i wanted to pass. and do i have to spell it out to you? i hate h-e-r! i hate my TEACHER!
March 14, 2006 at 02:13 AM in komitet en sanctions et complaints Permalink Comments (0)
one and a half year cyclic disposition
am screwed. well, not in that way moron! i mean, am just screwed okay? do i have to explain why i'm screwed? no one would love hearing a sappy story, right? guess they prefer to cry over some sappy old movie rather than listen to sappy story even if it's new. insatiable. shit. i mean shoot.
March 14, 2006 at 02:05 AM in mis palabras de mi experiencia Permalink Comments (0)
contest proper
kapag ka bumabagyo dito at masarap itulog hanggang maghapon, bakit kailangang mo pang bumangon para sa kapakanan ng bayan at tipong wala kang choice? pano kung pagpunta mo dun dapat isa lang pala yung representative from BFAD? tuloy tatambay ka na parang wala kang silbi sa mundo. tapos yung mukha mo nagkaroon ng instant gothic makeup. natural. likas sa ganda. likas papaya yata ang gamit ko.
March 09, 2006 at 06:10 PM in mis palabras de mi experiencia Permalink Comments (0)
summer nights
ayoko. naiinis ako.
March 08, 2006 at 06:44 PM in komitet en sanctions et complaints Permalink Comments (0)
exempted
natatawa ako. hihihi... sa'yo? nah. sakin. wah.
March 08, 2006 at 06:42 PM in mis palabras de mi experiencia Permalink Comments (0)
gone with the wart
dare you to move. but you din't even budge. between you and me, now i know who's lame. maybe i don't know. but at least now i know you're daring to move. someone who's with the nerve to crack my retreat. to scorn me. so i bid you this. gone with you.
March 08, 2006 at 01:00 AM in lintik na pag-ibig Permalink Comments (0)
priceless autograph signing
they beg off as i smile and i couldn't much less care but sometimes i wonder what's with me that they got me into hiding i wanted to kick sand into their eyes that i'm no superhero i would eventually lead into a manic depressive ground killer cos god knows i wanted to but something keeps holdin me i dont know what it is but i know it's there cos it exists and it sits in the deep recesses of my mind and i wouldn't be able to survive.
March 08, 2006 at 12:54 AM in crooked opinions Permalink Comments (0)
music lab sessions
when everyone's bored and all you do to kill time off is by buying time with music. you'd like to thank someone for bringing to school his CD/cassette player. come friday, all will be reunited to the best band the Pinoy race had ever produced.
March 08, 2006 at 12:36 AM in mis palabras de mi experiencia Permalink Comments (0)
next moonshadow
the last time i imagined this, i know 'twud create holes in my pockets again. but hell, i really don't care. but there's one thing that's keeping me from it. my buddy's broke. inside. and i can't do anything.
March 08, 2006 at 12:25 AM in articulares calamares Permalink Comments (0)
guttersby
this is so beyond words. i could just feel the street with my own hands. 'tis so fleeting. and i'd remember all, if not for my mind chip.
March 08, 2006 at 12:18 AM in mis palabras de mi experiencia Permalink Comments (0)
one out of three
am sorry. i could only do much. you see, the little ones were very concerned. for me?! i mean, i dint expect it. like every now and then, they would check up on me. am overwhelmed with the feeling. but guess i'd rather do it with you. cos i mean, you know, you're good at it. so in advance, sorry.
March 08, 2006 at 12:10 AM in mis palabras de mi experiencia Permalink Comments (0)
dont disturb?
what do you think? 'cos exam's going on. d-uh!
March 08, 2006 at 12:04 AM in komitet en sanctions et complaints Permalink Comments (0)
i can't take the distance
oooh... can't take it. i think i just went out of my body. wheew..
March 08, 2006 at 12:00 AM in lintik na pag-ibig Permalink Comments (0)
no way
am in no way following your trail. so don't be shocked, we'll bump into each other. cos i just need to. at least know how it is to feel the greenback experience. nah. there's more to it. the necessity maybe. the freedom. no. that's too much to ask for now. but i don't know. maybe i ought to do it.
March 07, 2006 at 07:24 PM in an ode to myself Permalink Comments (0)
bagyo dito
sabi ng nanay ko, meron daw. bali-balita. talaga lang ha? weird nga e. ako yung taong mahilig sa ulan. kaso paborito ko rin yung araw. me ano kasi sa ulan na nagbibigay sa akin ng ano. kaya ano. yun tuloy. nakilangoy na naman yung sapatos ko sa tubig baha.
March 07, 2006 at 07:19 PM in articulares calamares Permalink Comments (0)
political cont.
so i'm caught up here again. with a crowd of people i don't really want to get involved. well at least, for this time. someone's cleaning up his locker. for good? preparation? whatever. am so drenched in my own sweatdown mood. i've been thinking hard. i always wanted to get away from it. cos i can remember vividly everything. the shock. the horrible truth. the disgust. i was so young then. i didn't know much. what mattered to me was anything that included my "worth". am shutting up now. i've said enough.
March 07, 2006 at 07:13 PM in crooked opinions Permalink Comments (0)
political
i never considered myself political, at least. i never inclined myself to be. - stop na muna to kasi may gagawin si kuya jaypee. kalasag work eh.
March 07, 2006 at 01:12 AM in crooked opinions Permalink Comments (0)
ayo-ayo bai
wala koy maingon bai. kundi ayo-ayo.
March 06, 2006 at 04:47 PM in mis palabras de mi experiencia Permalink Comments (0)
totoong tao
hindi ko lang alam kung tao nga ba sya o hayop. o hayup?! pero sa totoo lang, marami na rin akong natutunan sa tao o hayop o hayup na to. nung isang beses... wag na nga lang! akin n lang yun..
March 06, 2006 at 04:44 PM in vicks vapor rub Permalink Comments (0)
am thinkin
because of this episode i watched on tv last night, i think i'm thinkin of things i shouldn't be thinkin. cos they're all stinkin. but then again, i have to move my butt up and start with nothing. cos i really don't know what's in for me this summer. i know.. i know.. my vice is not the usual vice but it kept me in constant thinkin. and i can't help ma'self thinkin bout it. argh! there goes my crap again.. wadya expect? something spectacular.
March 06, 2006 at 04:41 PM in crooked opinions Permalink Comments (0)
haiskul layp oh my college life
Hindi na nga mabilang ang pagtusok ng fishball, kikiam at tempura. At nakakagulantang pa rin ang bagsakan ng mga calculator sa sahig. Kahit mahaba-haba ang lakaran patungo sa dorm o tambayan lalo pa’t sa ilalim ng matinding araw, okay lang. Nakikipag-unahan sa pila para sa maginhawang sakay sa elevator kesa naman maglakad at hingalin. Nagbulakbol sa klase, pinagalitan ng titser, sinita ng gwardya, binasted ng nililigawan, hindi naligawan, naligaw sa unang araw ng pasukan, masakit ang kasukasuan, tumambling, sumayaw, sumigaw, nagsalita, ng masama, ng mabuti, pampabeauty, nadulas, minalas, hindi pinapasok, walang pasok, kasi may strike, piyesta, araw ng mga santo, araw ko, kaya pahamak, hinamak, kinampihan, apihan, kapehan, sulutan, pulutan, inuman, kainan, walang tulugan, walang liguan, walang himala!
March 02, 2006 at 12:59 AM in enlisted Permalink Comments (0)
sixteen thousand worth yakult
alam ko pag nabasa nya to eh bubuka yung malaking butas ng ilong nya. kasi ano, matagal ko na syang tagasunod. tagahanga. tatanga-tanga kasi.
pag wala kang pera. pag marami kang problema. pag wala kang mapuntahan. sasabihin mo ba ang katagang: tao ba ako inay? pero pano pag wala si inay? kasi nangibang bayan. sabi ko nga.
pag wala kang makain. saan ka makikitawid gutom? pag wala kang matambayan. saan ka sisilong? lalo na pag malaki ang butas ng iyong ilong. sabi ko nga.
pag may gusto kang bilhin. saan ka hihinging pera? pag wala kang maupuan. saan ka makikiupo? pag may naupuan kang di dapat nasa bulsa ng pantalon mo. ano ang tawag sa iyo? sabi ko nga.
kyewt ako. pero dahil kaibigan kita. kyewt ka na rin. oo na. para maayos ang daloy ng storya.
for your violent reactions, spell chemistry. kasi reaction is tantamount to chemitsry. so pag walang chemistry, no entry. ang wa kasabot ug tantamount kay tarantula!
March 02, 2006 at 12:41 AM in vicks vapor rub Permalink Comments (0)
huwag tularan
madre: hay salamat! wa pa mo nanirado day ba! nag-ampo dyud ko...tindera nga naay pwesto sa gilid sa simbahan: ngano diay sister?madre: kanang pautanga kog kandila be kay nahutdan man gud mi ug kuan-..tindera: lageee... sus! kanang dili na lang unta ta muexplain kay lisud na ba. makasala pa ta sa ginoo.
credit is good but we need cash. pero kay si sister is bad so we don't need cash. diba?
March 02, 2006 at 12:17 AM in mis palabras de mi experiencia Permalink Comments (0)
sunday drinking session
bday ni ate coise. tas me attendance checking kaya ayun. bale may nakita akong di dapat asahan. ako si madam cassandra. manghuhula-hoop ako. tas, naging totoo. lunes, hindi pumasok. yabang. gawa ng me sagot lahat. tas ako nagcheck ng papel nya. tas, nagkita kami kahapon sa panaginip. tas, ayoko na. kasi ano. marami na kami. ayoko ng kami. gusto ko ng ako. kasi ako. oo.
March 02, 2006 at 12:11 AM in lintik na pag-ibig Permalink Comments (0)

galing sa ingrata mong boarder
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April 25, 2006 at 04:44 AM Permalink

ewan ko lang talaga ha?
ewan ko lang talaga..
pano ba?
last testi ko na to.
gamit si kathy.
resident imac ng gasALAK.
nasa kabilang side si wowen.
si mr. green kakaalis lang.
kumakanta pala si garfield?
bakit naman ganto?
namaaaaaan...
nakapagpaalam na rin ako sa kabila.
at least, me closure.
pero pano?
wala pa naman dun si madam chair.
i mean, ex-madam chair.
huli ko na siguro tong blog.
para sa ngayon.
ngayon, kung kelan astig si haring araw.
matindi na ang tag-araw.
para sa taon?
malay mo, malay nyo.
para sa masa?
ewan.
babalik ako?
babalik pako?
para ano?
para saan?
para kanino?
maaaring oo. maaaring hindi.
hindi ko alam.
wala akong alam.
April 18, 2006 at 03:45 AM Permalink
flatulence
[>.<] april's not a fool.['.'] really? so, you're saying may is the fool?[>.<] no. but, september ends.['.'] i know. so does december.[>.<] huh?['.'] where did that come from?[>.<] someone farted.['.'] *cough*[>.<] i said someone farted.['.'] huh? talking to me?[>.<] who else?['.'] i thought you had an imaginary friend.[>.<] thoughts... thoughts... thoughts...['.'] bleep.[>.<] argh...
April 01, 2006 at 10:36 PM in gasALAK Permalink Comments (0)